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because BASED CHADS NEED A SOLID NARRATIVE BEFORE THEY APE, YEAH? WELL WE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR 'YA!
sIMPLY PUT, brogg IS BRETT'S DOG. tHAT AIN'T DONE BEFORE, RIGHT? sO MANY WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS AND SONS AND DAUGHTERS, YOU'D THINK THAT BRETT IS RELATED TO THE ENTIRETY OF CHINA. BUT NO ONE HAS EVER ATTEMPTED TO MAKE A TOKEN ABOUT HIS DOG!
bUT HERE'S THE CLINCHER. bROGG IS NOT SOME WEIRD CONCOCTION THAT WE CAME UP WITH JUST TO SCAM YOU OR TO RUG YOU. NOPE! bROGG IS BASED ON AN ACTUAL, REAL, LEGIT mATT FURIE CREATION, HERETOFORE VAGUE WITH HIS DETAILS SO WE CRAFTED A STORY FOR IT. nEAT, RIGHT?
iN HIS BOOK, mINDVISCOSITY, WHICH FEATURED COLLAGES OF THOUSANDS OF ORIGINAL CREATIONS, THERE WAS THIS DOG HIDDEN AMONGST THE VARIETY OF HUMANOIDS AND MONSTERS POPULATING THE PAGES. hE WAS SAD, TEARS DROPPING FROM HIS EYES, LIKE HE WAS LONELY AND DESPERATE TO BE LOVED.
aND SO, LIKE THE RESPONSIBLE DEGENERATES THAT WE ARE, WE ADOPTED HIM... AND GAVE HIM TO BRETT!
In turn, brett pledged to take care of him, and he gave the mutt the cool name of BROGG. As in Brogg, the dog... Brett's Dog... Brogg!
So, from a seemingly lost matt furie creation, Brogg found his way to the loving home and the loving arms of base's number one superstar!
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